at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Is Oprah even human
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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