I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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