Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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