yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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