i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
