We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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