i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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