Whod you bang
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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