I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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