I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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