You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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