real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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