have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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