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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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