can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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