Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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