If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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