I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize