i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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