Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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