I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Randomize
