Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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