Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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