i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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