Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I want her autograph on my taint
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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