So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
well most of my day revolves around power hour
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Brb crying the tears of my youth
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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