So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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