She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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