i may or may not be watching the land before time
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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