She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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