is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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