another moral hangover. fuck.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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