Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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