My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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