Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I look better un-naked...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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