well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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