what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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