DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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