I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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