Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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