So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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