I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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