i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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