I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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