Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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