imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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