Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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