Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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