The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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