It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Randomize
