Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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