Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
