The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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