Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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