We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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