U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
