wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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