and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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