haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
tell me about the fingering
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