She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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